Jokes and how to make a girl happy..........?

Jim was busy removing two front wheels from his Car.


Traffic police asks jim why are you removing the wheels from your car???


Jim : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He


gave


Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the


computer.


Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.


Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


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Rahul shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage


and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday,the whole day in the post


office....


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A Student for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and%26gt;it read:


AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,


SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE


FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.


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How to make a woman happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:


1. a friend


2. a companion


3. a lover


4. intelligent


5. a father


6. funny


7. a chef


8. an electrician


9. a carpenter


10. a plumber


11. a mechanic


12. a decorator


13. a stylist


14. a good mother


15. creative


16. a psychologist


17. a pest exterminator


18. a psychiatrist


19. a healer


20. a good listener


21. an organizer


22. a good father


23. very clean


24. sympathetic


25. athletic


Without forgetting to:


26. give her compliments regularly


27. love shopping


28. be honest


29. be very rich


30. not stress her out


31. not look at other girls


And at the same time you must:


32. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


33. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


34. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


It is very important to:


35. Never to forget:


* birthdays


* anniversaries


* arrangements she makes


* Valentines Day


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Bring beer


2. Hand over the remote. !!!!!!! |||Good, I liked the marriage thing and the essay one!!


By the way the facts are true!!!!!|||essay and the last 1 was cool the rest was okay|||I guess all my answers to your jokes would be the same. Yet i take immense pleasure in reapeating myself that your jokes are awesome!!!!








CheerS!!





Rudra|||I found them.. okay. Not very funny but okay. The facts abt women are true!|||A star strictly for last entry. Rest are bore.|||nice one dear|||those are very hilarious, it is also sad to say that women do need all of those to be happy.|||Eh, so-so and didn't get the post office one at all - must be an cultural thing.